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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via psycholalia)

g0hardorgohom3:

p-rtynextdoor:

kenshintamia:

adreianpayne:

ajgreenfanclub:

ohmy gododnensnsnss

spread this like wildfire!!!

LMFAO

B YE

FUCK WITH US THEN WE TWEAKIN HOE, TWEAKIN HOE!

(via niggaimfreshaf)

  • doctor: hello yes how can i help u
  • me: id like to erase a lot of my memory also can u make it so i stop thinking so much ty

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via yelled)